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R_666 AWARDS

SURFER POLL AWARDS??? / R_666 AWARDS!!!

Well, now Surfer Poll Awards 2018 is a shameful-injustified and bad dressed ceremony open to everyone, we'd like to say that we totally disagree. For that reason we want start the R_666 Awards which will be less popular but more honest because the soponsors give way to the real personal feelings.

Probably, this is going to be the only R_666 ceremony (this web is closing in one year -96%-) in contrast to the 48 years of Surfer one. But we don't care: dinosaurs mustn't be respected just for being dinosaurs_

*This attitude (plus the shit of content) is the reason why this web is closed in one year -96%-

SURFER POLL AWARDS??? / R_666 AWARDS!!!

Pues bien, ahora que los Surfer Poll Awards son una bochornosa, injustificada y mal vestida pamplina pública, nos gustaría mostrar un total desacuerdo con el resultado. Por eso, vamos a inaugurar R_666 Awards, la lista de galardonados más honesta (aunque menos popular) porque los sponsors han cedido su hueco a los verdaderos sentimientos personales.

Probablemente ésta sea la primera y única ceremonia de los R_666 Awards ya que en un año esta web estará chapada a causa de su mala actitud, su contenido nefasto y una total indiferencia por parte de todo el mundo. En todo caso, quede dicho: a los dinosaurios no hay que lamerles el culo sólo por ser dinosaurios_

SURFER AWARDS

R_666  AWARDS

10. YAGO DORA  >  The most frereshing air on the CT

9. ETHAN EWING  >  Best young surfer style

8. BEAU FOSTER  >  Best young surfer style / vol.2

7. CREED MCTTAGART  >  'Cause he is genuine as hell (watch 'Real Axe' series)

6. RYAN CALLINAN  >  Happy to see you back in the CT!

5. DROID  >  Missing but no forgotten

4. KEITH MALLOY  >  Missing but not forgotten / vol.2

3. TAJ  >  Neither missing nor forgotten  (Oh my Taj!)

2. SHAUN MANNERS + HARRY BRYANT  >  Not favourites but pushing hard

    SHAUN HARRY 

1. DANE REYNOLDS  >  Still ripping more than anyone in 7'6'' fat whales

    (Electric Acid Surfboard Test)

**HONOUR AWARD FOR FAVOURITES >> WADE GOODALL / BRENDON GIBBENS / JAY DAVIES / GRIFFIN COLAPINTO / MARGO / DANNY WILLS / MACHADO -PRE DRIFTER- / NOA DEANE -RUSTY TIMES- / OLIVER KURTZ / IAN CRANE / LUKE DAVIS / BOBBY / KAI OTTON / DION / COLEBORN / 

R_666 STUPID AWARDS

 

 

10. JEEP WSL PROMOTION ADVERTISING 

Idiot cliche for empy head surfcampers. Bullshit!

9. WSL ECO SOUL 

It's stupid fight for a clean ocean and put 5 jet ski all-day-long in every contest

8. MICKEY WRIGHT PERMANENT WILDCAR 

I love the guy but this is not fair for the rest of 'QS warriors who are fighting for 'CT

If you (WSL) want put this guy at all costs... Just be honest and call it The Mickey V.I.P. pass.

7. WORLD BESTS IN THE BEST WAVES 

Don't make me smile... Rio, a pool....

6. TOLEDO'S DAD 

Where is he? We miss him!!

5. NECK BEARD 2 (AGAIN) 

This board was a shit in it's day. In fact, they tried a second model which was a big shit too. Now Ethan Osborne has won the Stab Pool Air with it and... Boom: magic board again!  Bullshit. Neck Beard sucks. Imposible to carve!

4. SLATER DESIGNS

How can be ugliest boards ever the best boards ever?

3. OLYMPICS

This is the end, my only friend...

2. HYDROFOIL

Bothering. Disrespectful. Dangerous.

1. TRY REENTRIES WITH A SUP    

Everyone must find its own way but... Nah, this is just stupid.

    

R_666 TOP MOVIES

3. HOMEBODY / BRENDON GIBBENS  

Totally underrated surfer > Style / Repertoire / Balls 

 

 

2. ROUGH CUT / ZION WRIGHT

This is skate. Who cares? Look at this! 

1. CULT OF FREEDOM AUSTRALIA / JOE G

This is from 2017. Who cares? It makes you want to surf, right?

MORE 666 AWARDS

 

R_666 JUNKIE SURFER > STEPH GILMORE

Have you seen a not-smiling surf pict of her? Suspicious...

 

R_666 UGLY STICKERING > ADRIANO / JADSON ANDRE

Technical tie

*Couldn't find Jadson images, sorry. Try his interview at Sunset

 

R_666 'I SHIT ON EVERYONE' > KELLY SLATER

...For your selective injury; for putting your wave in The Tour and make your best result there; for selling a low prices board as very-luxury ones; for announce your 019 retirement the same day than Parko made his 018 one; for announce your wavepool the same day than Adriano won his world title... Congrats! You're the lord!